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20th December 2005

‘Twas the Night After Christmas

Hello again — another day — and still no regular topics.

As I’m sure you’ll figure out on your own, I’m still in the holiday spirit. In fact, I would bet that there won’t be anything other than holiday posts for the next few days. I’ll get back to doing some serious work at the end of this month.

In the meantime, here’s a cute little poem about the season.

Enjoy — and I’ll be back tomorrow.

Shanti.
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‘Twas the Night After Christmas

Santa's Dogdeer

Twas the night after Christmas
and all through the place
Any creature that stirred fell flat on her face.
We’d ripped open the treasures
and ransacked the stockings,
the amount of goodies we ate was quite shocking!

No one knew how St. Nick had got in while we dozed,
for the doors were all locked and the chimney was closed.
But we knew he’d been here and he didn’t leave coal,
and 12 hours later, all the fun took its toll.

The children were nestled wherever they fell,
and Mommy and Daddy were feeling quite swell.
We had all survived a fine Holiday Season,
without losing our sanity,
for some unknown reason.

The tree and the trimmings were still standing intact.
Awful gifts from the “great” aunts could all go back
to the stores with the kids’ reject mufflers and hats,
to trade for the perfect glove and/or bat.

Just 24 hours ago we all swore
we’d never re-enter another mall store.
“Not for any reason, wild horses can’t drag
us back to those mobs,” we’d been heard to brag.
“But, Lord, did you see what Aunt Ethel has sent?”
“We can get something cool with the money she spent.
These clothes are so lame,” said the kids in a twinkling,
and I thought to myself, “What on earth was she thinking?”

So we fell asleep on couch, floor, or beds,
while visions of super sales danced in our heads.
But most of the wonders we’d unwrapped were great,
though some of the shopping was done rather late.

Still we loved all the toys and the tools and the dresses,
but what I need now is some help with the messes.
The den has been trashed, the living room’s missing,
The toddler just fell and her “owwie” needs kissing.
The teenager’s ear appears stuck to the phone,
yet he’s blasting a tape
by some “thugs” he calls “Bone”.

The kitchen may need some paint and some plaster.
The dinner, delicious, the stove’s a disaster!
There’s not a clean plate, glass or spoon to be found
I can’t find the counter,
my head’s starting to pound!

Quick, somebody, open this childproof cap.
Never mind, there’s no water, I buried the tap.
And so as we bask in the holiday glow
With all of the loved ones and friends that we know,
I’ll repeat this again and get it just right,
Merry Christmas to All
and now, please, kids, good night!

~By Nicke Strother

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19th December 2005

Is Santa Real?

Hello again — I guess I must be in a holiday mood or something, but I’m still not settled on a topic for the next series of articles. Although, I am leaning towards doing a double-series — where on each day I will do two articles — covering two different topics and just alternating them each day. Maybe that way I can quit procrastinating and get busy —- notice I said “Maybe”!

In the meantime — and since I’m still not in the writing mood, I’d like to share this wonderful story that I just read in the Internet Marketing Trade Journal — “Just Good Business” .. You can see the web edition at this URL => Web Edition - http://i-Cop.org/jgb/index-imtj.htm

I hope you enjoy this story — I know I did!

Life Was MEANT to Be GOOD —
“A Christmas Adventure with Grandma”

Christmas Painting

“Christmas Adventure with Grandma”

I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: “There is no Santa Claus,” she jeered. “Even dummies know that!”

My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her “world-famous” cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous because Grandma said so. It had to be true.

Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. “No Santa Claus?” she snorted. “Ridiculous! Don’t believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let’s go.”

“Go? Go where, Grandma?” I asked. I hadn’t even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun.

“Where” turned out to be Kerby’s General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everything. As we walked through its doors, Grandma handed me ten dollars. That was a bundle in those days. “Take this money,” she said, “and buy something for someone who needs it. I’ll wait for you in the car.” Then she turned and walked out of Kerby’s.

I was only eight years old. I’d often gone shopping with my mother, but never had I shopped for anything all by myself. The store seemed big and crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. For a few moments I just stood there, confused, clutching that ten dollar bill, wondering what to buy and who on earth to buy it for.

I thought of everybody I knew: my family, my friends, my neighbors, the kids at school, the people who went to my church. I was just about thought out when I suddenly thought of Bobby Decker.

He was a kid with bed breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind me in Mrs. Pollock’s grade two class. Bobby Decker didn’t have a coat. I knew that because he never went out to recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but we kids all knew that Bobby Decker didn’t have a cough; he had no coat.

I fingered the ten dollar bill with growing excitement. I would buy Bobby Decker a coat! I settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real warm, and he would like that.

“Is this a Christmas present for someone?” the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as I laid down my ten dollars.

“Yes,” I replied shyly. “It’s for Bobby.”

The nice lady smiled at me. I didn’t get any change, but she put the coat in a bag and wished me a Merry Christmas.

That evening, Grandma helped me wrap the coat in Christmas paper and ribbons and wrote, “To Bobby, From Santa Claus” on a card. A little tag fell out of the coat, and Grandma tucked it in her Bible.

Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then, she drove me over to Bobby Decker’s house, explaining as we went that I was now and forever officially one of Santa’s helpers.

Grandma parked down the street from Bobby’s house, and she and I crept noiselessly and hid in the bushes by his front walk. Then Grandma gave me a nudge.

“All right, Santa Claus,” she whispered, “get going.”

I took a deep breath, dashed for his front door, threw the present down on his step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma. Together we waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to open. Finally it did, and there stood Bobby.

Fifty years haven’t dimmed the thrill of those moments spent shivering, beside my Grandma, in Bobby Decker’s bushes. That night, I realized that those awful rumors about Santa Claus were just what Grandma said they were: ridiculous. Santa was alive and well, and we were on his team.

I still have the Bible with the tag tucked inside - $19.95

Author Unknown

Shanti!

P.S. Don’t forget! YOU can be Santa to a needy child this year …

internettoydrive.org

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15th December 2005

Out of the Mouth of Babes

I’m still kicking around a couple of different ideas about the next series — or — it might be that I’ve been a little lazy about putting something new together — I’ll give your three guesses as to which one it is! {grin}

So, here’s another cute little bit of fluff to make your day. (Isn’t this little person adorable?)

Child Praying

So much of what is important to us at this time of year is about children, their innocence and their faith.

Santa isn’t the only one who gets letters from the little ones. I thought you might enjoy reading these children’s letters to God.

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to get 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

Dear God, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

Dear God, I bet it’s very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy

Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don’t, who does? Nathan

Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours or do you just know him through the business? Donny

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas

Hope you enjoyed this one .. these are really precious.

I’ll be back…..

Shanti.

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